Logic = Proof
Did you know that the way the coronavirus invades the cell is by way of something called "spike proteins?" These spikes are what the virus uses to bind to a cell and take it over. You know what I call them? Fangs. (See the image above.)
Yes, the coronavirus has fangs. And I can make a compelling argument that it is, in fact, a teeny tiny vampire.
Sure, there are plenty of life forms out there with fangs. Vampire bats, for instance. But they’re not “real” vampires, just an inspiration. Hippos, sneks, baboons, and sharks. All have fangs, but none are vampires.
The next bit of evidence is what happens if you get bitten by the coronavirus. Really bitten. Obviously, you get real dead. That is far too simple. We just mention it in passing. There’s more convincing proof.
Have you ever seen a vampire slathering on the SPF50 and lounging at the beach on a sunny Saturday? OF COURSE NOT! Sunlight kills the vampire. Just the same as the corona virus. It’s well documented.
The next one is the clincher.
Do you know why vampires don’t shave or wear makeup? BEAUSE THEY CAN’T SEE THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR! Guess what? Neither can the coronavirus! Put a mirror in front of the virus and what do you and it see? NOTHING! The coronavirus doesn’t have a reflection!
So there you have it. The Coronavirus is a teeny, tiny vampire:
- Get real bit, get real dead
- Has fangs
- Sunlight kills
- No reflection
Next post: The perfect mask to protect from the corona vampire.