Brian Sheehan's Official Life

As Mom Sheehan recalls it, it was a sunny day, April 22, 19XX. She was eating toast with jelly on the morning her son Brian (Brian Shehan) arrived. A joy to her and her husband "Dapper" Dan Sheehan. By all accounts, an easy delivery.

It's true, I was born at a young age, I was zero until the first hour of life, when I suddenly turned 0.00011407712. I kept getting older from there.

Places I've lived:

• Boston (born there)
• Dorchester
• Pawtucket
• Providence
• Riverside
• Providence
• Narragansett
• Riverside (again...)
• Providence (again...)
• Scituate

Places I've visited:

• New Hampshire
• Detroit
• Montreal
• The Netherlands
• Maine
• Florida
• Toronto
• Vermont
• Ireland
• Italy
• Spain
• Turkey
• Greece
• Washington DC

Some things I've done:

• 3rd Place Ancient & Horribles Parade
• Appearance on MTV
• Quoted by Quark
• Rocked the house
• Wore a grass skirt
• Became Lt. Commander Flower

Places I've worked

• Seekonk Speedway
• American Business Machines
• Marshall and Williams
• Laser Fare
• Info Desk at RIC
• Rosie O'Grady's/Muldoons
• Body Mind Spirit Magazine
• SheehanMedia
• Distributed Data Systems
• GTECH
• Paramount Cards
• MFS Investment Management

What's funny about this list is that 5 of the places on the list went out of business soon after I left. Sabatoge or good instincts? You know Brian Sheehan better than that...